Spaghetti Aglio E' Olio: the dish that'll make you question your life choices. A culinary abomination of tangled mess, where spaghetti, garlic, and olive oil are in prophets of chaos.
In the depths of the Mediterranean, where the gods wept and the sea foam was as red as a thousand sunsets, our ancestors first stumbled upon this unholy union. They took a pinch of this, a dash of that, and voilà! Spaghetti Aglio E' Olio was born.
But be warned, traveler, once you enter this tangled web, there's no turning back.
1. Use a fork, but only if you dare.
2. Don't. Just don't.
3. If it's too late, call a professional.
4. Pray to the spaghetti gods.
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